EMT: Sick and Twisted
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of Asteroids? (Unknown)
I Was Just Wondering
Do Crematoriums give discounts to burn victims? (Unknown)
What to say to your insistent medical professor:
Do Paramedics in Rome refer to an IV as a 4? (Unknown)
I Was Just Wondering
If four out of five people suffer from diarrhea (Hershey Squirts), then does that mean one person actually enjoys it?
If you send a package by land it is called a shipment, but if you send it by sea it is called car-go. Why? (Unknown)
You are so small, you have to wear a sign that reads, "Don't spit- can't swim".
Falling from a 13 story building and snagging your upper lip on a rusty nail 3 floors from the ground!
If you send a package by land it is called a shipment, but if you send it by sea it is called car-go. Why? (Unknown)
Insult
You are so small, you have to wear a sign that reads, "Don't spit- can't swim".
Ultimate Pain
Falling from a 13 story building and snagging your upper lip on a rusty nail 3 floors from the ground!
EMTs in Olympia have a median annual wage of $49,840 while those in Harrisburg receive $48,070. The metropolitan area of Portsmouth has an average pay rate of $50,630 in a year while Anchorage is at $52,310. http://techniciansalary.net/emt-salary/.
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