Thoughts to Ponder...

Thoughts to Ponder

How do they get those deer to cross right at that little yellow sign? (Unknown)

If a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?  Tom Robbins

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?
Where did Webster look up the definitions when he wrote the dictionary?
What is the synonym for thesaurus?
(Unknown)



 

Why is milk a necessary ingredient to make instant potatoes?

Is milk removed when the potatoes are dehydrated?

How does one milk a potato?

 

Pearls of Wisdom

It's all fun and games till the Flying Monkeys attack!

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dang-ly things here and drink whatever comes out?  (Unknown)

 

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Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor, but book publishers aren't afraid of a chapter 11? (Unknown)

How deep would the ocean really be if it weren't full of sponges? (Unknown)

Why do they sterilize the I.V. and apparatus at a lethal injection? (Unknown)